I'm sure many of you have heard the infamous song, Pants on the Ground, on American Idol. (If you haven't, here's the clip.) It's down right hilarious. Certain YouTube channel owners are trying to benefit off of Larry Platt right now as we speak, whether it be by bumping up the number of subscribers on their lonely YouTube channels, or by creating ringtones for sale. Through all the laughter and profit, I wonder just one thing: are any of the people who sag listening to the words of this song and thinking about making a change in how they dress?
The song downs sagging and there's hundreds of people who sag that I would love to personally email this video to. There's no reason why you should have to pull your pants up in order to run like how a bride runs in her long, flowing wedding dress; your pants should already be off the ground. There's also no reason why I should be viewing your dirty underwear. There's also no reason why your ass crack should be exposed to the couch that I sometimes laid my head on (ugh). A person wearing baggy pants could be cooking, cleaning their house, washing their car, painting their walls, buying groceries, or dancing and despite their adjusting their pants (to where they don't fall down lower than they already are) every two minutes, they never once think to get a belt that will actually work, or pants that actually fit. A local poet described baggy jeans on a person as "shackles," and that couldn't be far from the truth. I'm surprised that some even wear jeans because they're certainly not defeating the most common purpose of hiding their goods.
There have been many rumors as to exactly when sagging originated. One was that in the slavery days, slaves weren't allowed to have belts, so their pants sagged. Another well-known rumor was that like in the slavery days, prisoners in jail weren't allowed to have belts. Last but not least is the infamous rumor that in prison, if a man wanted to advertise his sexuality in order to set up a romping session, he would walk down with his pants low.
What's the reasoning behind it when a person chooses to sag when they're none of these things? More than likely, it's due to hip hop. Although I love hip hop, I feel that this fashion statement is a little bit too extreme. Only hip hop has music that sounds so good that both the music and the music artists who create them can influence large groups of people to partake in this silly act. Why someone wants to take a style supposedly created in times of oppression when they're free is beyond me.
Although I would hate to judge a book by it's cover, I wonder if sagging says something about a person's age and or maturity level? Would it make the probability of there being more to the person underneath lower than their pants? Would it stop you from wanting to get to know them? Should there be a cut-off limit to how long grown men (and some masculine clothed women) can dress like this?
Either way:
You look like a FOOL with your pants on the ground.
-Larry Platt


































